Satomi doesn't take a lot to get tipsy, so I'm hoping with this specially glass she'll be able to have more than one and a half glasses without falling over.īefore food is brought out I really can't resist telling the story of when I found out, that Jon and Satomi liked each other. well drunk Satomi, is like regular Satomi times 10, but for tonight, I had this idea that Satomi should maybe pace herself by drinking drink out of this glass. by far, one of the most wonderful, but also one of the most fun girls I know! If you have to organize a party, Satomi should be the first person you invite. This is, in fact, a miniature wine glass. also in my pants which is a little awkward. Incidentally I don't know what happened to our poor big innocent Jon that he has become so comfortable getting whipped, but I can only assume that somebody has corrupted him. Well Jon is now a man who's comfortable taking a beating, so Satomi, I think, he's more than ready for marriage. Before every wedding, you have to ask, is the groom really ready for married. I actually think a part of him enjoyed it. is that after a while Jon seemed a little bit too comfortable with a whipping. 10 men alone in a room hitting a man on the back with a leather belt, nothing gay about that at all.īut what was surprising. As part of our bucks party we played cards and all took turns beating Jon with a belt. A bucks party where the buck is not left bruised either mentally or physically, is a bad bucks party. but on the bucks party, it's the responsibly of the grooms “friends” to get him incredibly incredibly drunk, and then generally torture him. Now the Australian culture, is sometimes a little hard to explain to foreigners. Big Jon, does this belt bring back any memories? In fact I have a gift here for Jon, which I've been keeping in my pants. So I wasn't really expecting to discover anything new about Jon, but we all learned a couple of surprising things about Big Jon at the buck's party. Point is, I've know Jon and most of his dodgy friends for a long time. well, Satomi, does Jon still get moody sometimes? Now I've known Jon since his moody years in high school hanging out with dodgy people _, his moody years where we studied computer science together at James Cook University which was full of nerds as it turns out _, his moody years where we lived together in a share house in Indooroopilly the place he met Satomi _, all the way up to his later moody years and. Albert over here, organized a terrific bucks party we went out drinking and shooting guns. and so very very equally good at keeping secrets. When Jon asked me to be MC I was very honored, but I guess not that surprised, because I am such a stand up bloke. and give a clap for the new Mr and Miss Jonathan and Satomi Hayashi-Bekkers. I'm really excited, because very very soon there's going to be a wedding, so right now it's time to head down to the ceremony area. Ladies and Gentleman, that covers the rules. If you have any other questions, come visit me! I'm plenty friendly. There are instructions on how to sign the guest book inside the guestbook. We'd appreciate if everyone could find their photo after the meal tonight and sign the guest book. Soon after this wedding, Mr Albert Yang _, will be taking photos for the guest book, so be easy on him and be sure you get a photo. So make sure you're drunk before 11pm, because that's when the drinks stop and we get kicked out, and it's also when the free bus back to Kuranda leaves. There's a little wishing well to put money at the back. Jon and Samtomi pay for beer and wine, but if want spirits the can be ordered from the bar using at your own expense. Hopefully you've all noticed the seating chart _, also you'll find name cards on the tables before it's time to sit down just after 6. If you're a smoker, there's an area you can use five miles down the road. the people here would prefer you use the restrooms - one near the deck area _, extra in the rooms in case of emergency. If you need to use the restroom, for anything. I am going to be your MC and I am really excited about that.īefore the ceremony, I have the boring house rules I have to tell you. How was that Satomi? That will be my only attempt to speak Japanese tonight, so I really really hope I said what I think I said? The got married August 2014, and the whole thing went very well I thought. This is a MC script I used for the wedding of two very good friends of mine, and though I'd put here as something I can look back on and smile. NOTE: This page is a daughter page of: Wedding speeches
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